Feb 2, 2004

John Kerry is here in the SUB at UNM going off on some speech. Just talking about the popular things. You know, deficit, George Bush, war. Just saying the things that will make people happy. He is an idiot. Now he is talking about telling the truth. I would like to hear him tell the truth sometime. Oh well. He is just saying what everyone want to hear. Good thing I'm not everyone because I don't care about this "people need jobs, GW's trillion deficit" crap. I want to know what he is actually going to do once he is in office. I doubt he will try to give people jobs.

I ran out of gas on the way to school today. My gas gauge must be wrong because it says I have about a 6th of a tank left. Oh well, now I know when I will run out of gas.

Oh I noticed that politicians all say the same thing. You basically have to pick a party that you agree with the foundation they stand on and hope for the best. When people run for president they all say the same thing. Right now it's popular to blame everything on Bush, and say you will get people jobs. And all you have to do is reiterate yourself like Mojo Jojo for 30 minutes and people will love you! But to really top it off you need to point your thumb when you make a point. And if you can talk like Kennedy at the same time you point your thumb you will automatically convince everyone that they need to vote for you because you
A) point your thumb
B) talk like Kennedy
C) blame everything on bush and say that people need jobs
D) reiterate like Mojo Jojo for half an hour

If you do all that you have to win, don't you?

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