7 years ago
Dec 2, 2005
Seriously. People in Texas are seeing Jesus all over the place. I'm out here in Bible College. Why don't I get to see Him in tailgates
, windows, or at least the virgin mary in a tree. C'mon, can't I at least see Him in some X-Rays? Oh well, maybe I can see Him in my breakfast tomorrow...
In any case, I believe that I have the worst burnt tongue ever. Stupid story, really. The short version is simply that I'm an idiot. The long story is that I decided to have some tea in the coffee shop. I grabbed a cup, had them fill it with water hot enough to make hell feel like a winter wonderland, and preceded to, very cheerfully, place my tea bag in my cup of lava. (This is where my idiocy comes in) I turned around and not two steps later took a big swig of my blistering water. It's not that I forgot how hot the water was, it's that I forgot how long I had had the water. In the two steps that I took I forgot that I had just thrown my tea into my water. I thought that I had already had it for five minutes. Even worse is that I had just thrown the tea into the water so it wasn't even good tasting water from the pits of the Earth. Sigh...
, windows, or at least the virgin mary in a tree. C'mon, can't I at least see Him in some X-Rays? Oh well, maybe I can see Him in my breakfast tomorrow...In any case, I believe that I have the worst burnt tongue ever. Stupid story, really. The short version is simply that I'm an idiot. The long story is that I decided to have some tea in the coffee shop. I grabbed a cup, had them fill it with water hot enough to make hell feel like a winter wonderland, and preceded to, very cheerfully, place my tea bag in my cup of lava. (This is where my idiocy comes in) I turned around and not two steps later took a big swig of my blistering water. It's not that I forgot how hot the water was, it's that I forgot how long I had had the water. In the two steps that I took I forgot that I had just thrown my tea into my water. I thought that I had already had it for five minutes. Even worse is that I had just thrown the tea into the water so it wasn't even good tasting water from the pits of the Earth. Sigh...
